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Mar 10
2011 SHELBY MUSTANG GT350 PACE CAR
I’m sure that any self-respecting guy watching last week’s Shelby American at Las Vegas Motor Speedway noticed the aggressive-looking Mustang pacing the field and found it almost as interesting as Kim Kardashian’s skin-tight jumper. Well, that wasn’t just any old Mustang, but a 2011 Ford Shelby GT350, a supercharged 5.0 liter beast capable of churning out 500-plus horsepower. Personally, I find that much more arousing than Kim Kardashian’s cleavage.
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Mar 10
2011 SHELBY MUSTANG GT350 PACE CAR
I’m sure that any self-respecting guy watching last week’s Shelby American at Las Vegas Motor Speedway noticed the aggressive-looking Mustang pacing the field and found it almost as interesting as Kim Kardashian’s skin-tight jumper. Well, that wasn’t just any old Mustang, but a 2011 Ford Shelby GT350, a supercharged 5.0 liter beast capable of churning out 500-plus horsepower. Personally, I find that much more arousing than Kim Kardashian’s cleavage.
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Mar 10
2011 SHELBY MUSTANG GT350 PACE CAR
I’m sure that any self-respecting guy watching last week’s Shelby American at Las Vegas Motor Speedway noticed the aggressive-looking Mustang pacing the field and found it almost as interesting as Kim Kardashian’s skin-tight jumper. Well, that wasn’t just any old Mustang, but a 2011 Ford Shelby GT350, a supercharged 5.0 liter beast capable of churning out 500-plus horsepower. Personally, I find that much more arousing than Kim Kardashian’s cleavage.
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Feb 10
STORIES REMOVED FROM CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE NASCAR SOUL
Released on Tuesday this week, "Chicken Soup for the Soul: NASCAR" contains a series of inspirational stories and motivational essays from drivers, crew chiefs and owners. The book is sure to become an instant classic, right up there with "Inside Herman’s World: The Kenny Wallace Story" and "Jeff Gordon: Racing Back to the Front and then Racing Back to the Back."
Amongst the inspiring words and touching stories of hope and commitment, several stories were left out. Here are a few of the submissions that didn’t make the final book:
Amongst the inspiring words and touching stories of hope and commitment, several stories were left out. Here are a few of the submissions that didn’t make the final book:
Quite often I’ll be driving home from the track when I see a pretty girl I want to talk to. It took me years to work up the courage to talk to them, but then I learned the secret to getting people to like you: you speed up and run into their car. Then you and the girl have something in common (the wreck) and you are guaranteed to get her phone number (when you exchange insurance info).
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Feb 10
DANICA AND DALE JR. AT ‘WAR’
Danica Patrick and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are fighting. So says The National Enquirer. Time was when you could laugh off Enquirer stories. After all, the same publication said that Junior was in a death spiral last year and as of this morning, far as I know, he is alive. But these are also the same people who nailed presidential candidate John Edwards for having an affair. So … decide for yourself if Danica Patrick is the type of person who would talk trash about her boss behind his back. Maybe she is. Maybe she isn’t. Or maybe someone is just trying to sell newspapers.
