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Oct 09
What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, October 12th, 2009
Tonight’s episode of Heroes morphs into a Girls Gone Wild video and MTV airs the reality series starring real-life Final Destination victim, DJ AM.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC
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Oct 09
"FlashForward’s" Courtney B. Vance Wins Over Court with ‘Retarded Donut Man’ Speech
Retarded Donut Man Speech – Watch more Funny Videos
12
Oct 09
What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, October 12th, 2009
Tonight’s episode of Heroes morphs into a Girls Gone Wild video and MTV airs the reality series starring real-life Final Destination victim, DJ AM.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC
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Oct 09
Yes, It’s A Dexter Porn Parody
We’re surprised it took the Adult Entertainment wizards this long to come up with this, but after having headed into its fourth season, Showtime’s "Dexter" has been honored with its own porn spoof. Sort of ironic that a show whose marketing campaign has been so reliant on clever puns has had to wait that long for an industry founded on puns (and intercourse) to do a sexy sendup.
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Oct 09
"The Cabin In The Woods" Delayed Until 2011
(The hands that won the Superbowl.)
Would you like to see a trailer for Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard’s subversive horror flick The Cabin In The Woods? Well, friend, look no further than right here… about a year from now.
MGM has announced that they are pushing the film’s release date to early 2011(!) so that they may convert the film to 3D and capitalize on the hot, new trend. Sounds like a risky plan to me. Anything could happen between now and 2011. The financially-shakey MGM could go under; 3D could be yesterday’s news; Whedon’s fans may get girlfriends who won’t let them watch horror films; or we could all fall victim to the dreaded Y2K10 Bug which will wipe out all technology as we know it. (Shock Til You Drop)
Here’s some more junk that pertains to the screen…
Rampage rocks the ‘Hawk (Latino Review)
Neil Marshall to Burst the 3D Horror bubble (Empire)
Anvil are blowing up too (Superhero Hype)
Tara Reid succumbs to the inevitable (WENN)
The Georgous Ladies of Dr. Who (Gunaxin)
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Oct 09
What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 9th thru Sunday, October 11th
Rosie O’Donnell, Dr. Dre, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and the Parasaurolophus. All of your favorite retards are in this Weekend TV Preview.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
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Oct 09
7 Movies Not To Watch If You’re Married
Couples Retreat is sponsoring Break Media this week, so I’m going to go ahead and describe the film as a hilarious look at real world problems faced by married couples.
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Oct 09
Tracy Morgan Is On Twitter
The online campaign to convince comedian/cuckoo bird Tracy Morgan to join Twitter has bore fruit. The 30 Rock star joined the micro-blogging site yesterday in order to give his eager fans an inside view of his mind. In that time we have learned,
"my d*ckhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my d*ck is so fat it looks like r2d2."
And, "I’m on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!"
When asked for comment Sh*t My Zombie Sez, tweeted: "BBRAAIINNSS"!!! Well said. Well said. (Tracy Morgan’s Twitter)
These links are pregnant with information…
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans trailer (/Film)
Dexter: The Animated Series (Dread Central)
Andy Serkis’s mo-cap of Ian Dury is uncanny (The Playlist)
The Lovely Bones poster is lovely as expected (First Showing)
The Saw guys buy Chainsaw (Empire)
