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Mar 10
Sports: Wrestling Fan’s Comments Alternate Between Admitting It’s Fake, Forgetting It’s Fake
STATEN ISLAND, NY—During a recent screening of WWE Friday Night SmackDown, wrestling enthusiast David Graziano fluctuated between an awareness that the match he was watching was completely scripted and a willingness to treat the event as though it were 100 percent real.
6
Mar 10
Sports: Wrestling Fan’s Comments Alternate Between Admitting It’s Fake, Forgetting It’s Fake
STATEN ISLAND, NY—During a recent screening of WWE Friday Night SmackDown, wrestling enthusiast David Graziano fluctuated between an awareness that the match he was watching was completely scripted and a willingness to treat the event as though it were 100 percent real.
6
Mar 10
Sports: Wrestling Fan’s Comments Alternate Between Admitting It’s Fake, Forgetting It’s Fake
STATEN ISLAND, NY—During a recent screening of WWE Friday Night SmackDown, wrestling enthusiast David Graziano fluctuated between an awareness that the match he was watching was completely scripted and a willingness to treat the event as though it were 100 percent real.
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Feb 10
Sports: Olympic Athletes Hoping To Exchange Bent-Up Medals For Normal Ones
VANCOUVER—A number of medal winners at the 2010 Winter Olympics admitted Tuesday that they looked forward to exchanging their inexplicably beat-up medals for regular ones that weren’t completely dented for some reason.
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Feb 10
Sports: Olympic Athletes Hoping To Exchange Bent-Up Medals For Normal Ones
VANCOUVER—A number of medal winners at the 2010 Winter Olympics admitted Tuesday that they looked forward to exchanging their inexplicably beat-up medals for regular ones that weren’t completely dented for some reason.
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Feb 10
Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement
KENEMA, SIERRA LEONE—”They had so much in common,” said local diamond miner Muwomba D’akari before momentarily blacking out from extreme exhaustion. D’akari said he hasn’t been this upset since his entire family was killed during Sierra Leone’s decade-long civil war.
